Humpty Dumpty succumbed to a spanner (US: Wrench)

When your bike has been in the garage 2 years with unleaded petrol sitting in the carbs, getting it started involves stripping down those carbs. Dammit.

I'm not sure I'm going to get my 650hp per tonne humpty dumpty back together again. I wish Dave was here, I bet he'd know where all the pipes are supposed to go!

Er, wish me luck! (and then do it again a couple of times and then cross your fingers, toes and anything else you've got).